The challenge here is to look casual...everyone has to justify his position...why he is there??? maybe he is asking for help...some sport casual talks...some are busy helping others...always distracting the "potential threats" from the target...this is essential for a good kill...the secondary senses take care of this...whereas the primary ones concentrate on the mark...this breed has developed these senses over weeks, months and years of preying!!!
And then it all begins...
The moment the target unloads his goods at the location everyone gets in motion...the plan is simple and clear...be fast, swift and take as much as you can...the sudden noise alerts the others...the "potential threats"... to the groups kill... but its too late for them...
The team returns with the kill...the loot is satisfactory and will get them through the week...
Never has the hunt for chips and biscuits so sophisticated and complicated...
Welcome to the jungle of Software Industry!!!
Well...the above mentioned scenario is an every week phenomenon in my office...we get a load of weekly supplies in the form of chips and biscuits...and once its placed on the team leads desk the location becomes similar to a hunting ground!!! Similar stuff happens when a colleague gets some sweets from onsite and the pandemonium breaks...
There are a few Robin-Hoods amongst us...these RHs take a bunch of goods and then distribute it amongst the weak section of the office who are rather too shy to accept this insanity or too scared to enter the stampede...
Few are the Roadside Romeos...the RRs distribute it within the chicks of the office...little do they know that they are laughed at and made fun of by the same chicks!!!
The worst kinds are the Hoggers...they will stock their drawers with the goods but never ever share them...their eating habit is strange and goes on steps:
- Check surroundings
- Open drawer
- Open packet with minimal or no noise (they have mastered this...when i open a biscuit packet people from next cubicle come to take a share...)
- Return packet to drawer and close drawer
- Check surroundings
- Open drawer
- Take out a biscuit as swiftly as possible and close drawer
- Repeat steps 5 to 7 till packet is over
We all are witness of this behavior...and it doesnt really matter who is whom...
What matters is the quantity of loot victoriously brought back to the seat...and the one thing which stands true in this insanity of packet grabbing and sweet seizing is the fact: "Survival of the Fittest"
But is this junk food really keeping the software-guys fit??? does all this mad dash really worth for the trash we devour adding on the pulp around our waist???
Who cares...today i got 8 snickers, 5 twix and 3 packets of Lays!!! :o)